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Source of Swine Flu discovered May 1, 2009

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Initially, cases of the swine flu were credited to Mexico and early rumors said that is was tracked there from California.  My deep rooted, crack investigation team has tracked if farther back than that.  Yes, the first cases of swine flu can be traced to our very own Congress.  Early symptoms were increased spending and decreased debate.  Initially it was called the Pork Barrel Flu but it was renamed to deflect the origin of the problem.  Influenza is just a patsy.

Proof of Sanity’s Citizenship March 4, 2009

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As this site was created on January 23, 2009, and Sanity’s first recorded existence has been lost in the ether of the net, I have decided to establish proof of my existence.  (If you are not aware of the events this ‘humor’ is aimed at, you are on your own.

It is on the internet, so you must believe it

It is on the internet, so you must believe it

Republican Weight Loss Program March 4, 2009

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Are you tired of that bloated legislative feeling? Feeling over taxed?
Worried about that growing waste line? Uncontrollable spending urges?

Then try my new 42-step program: San-eat-y.  Guaranteed to add juicy vote-ables to your diet for a leaner party platform to stand on.  No point system to compromise on.  Just a good foundation of principles you can be proud of.  And each meal is PORK free!

Sound too good to be true.  It might take 2 years to see results? Or 4? But let’s not take 8 years to solve this problem.

Over time I will lay out a plan of sites and material to guide us all, from beginner to experienced, to become more aware of what needs fixin’, how to do it, who to support, and where, why and what ever other questions need to be included.  I’ll share discoveries of efforts that encourage me when the political forecast is scary, and I invite others to help create a guide to prepare for future elections.  Please don’t just drop names and sites and leave it at that.  Or point to a politician’s own website (but do include it with supportive material).  We need to focus on what works and why, and what doesn’t work.  We need more than the maintenance programs that government current supplies (using the same “patch it and ignore it” solutions expecting different results).

If I had a hammer… February 27, 2009

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(Who knows how dangerous I’d be if I had the guts to sing this and make a You Tooby-type video)

Inspired by original song “If I had a hammer (The Hammer Song)” by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger

IF I HAD A PLATFORM (The Politics Song)
music by Lee Hays and Pete Seeger
new words by Sanity TwoBrain

If I had a platform
I’d hammer out solutions
I’d hammer out policies
All over this land
I’d hammer out anger
I’d hammer out the warring
I’d hammer out peace between the donkeys and the el’phants
All over this land

If I had a Party
It would have integrity
And tri-partisan support
All over this land
It would stand for hard work
And for strong family
It would encourage all the citizens and the visitors
All over this land

If I had a voice
I’d use it on the internet
I’d use it in the elections
All over this land
I’d use it against hatred
I’d speak out a warning
I’d speak to the people, all my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I’ve got a voice
And I’ve got a vote
And I’ve got a song to sing
All over this land
It’s the voice of Sanity
It’s the vote of confidence
It’s the song about hope for my brothers and my sisters
All over this land